The Dog Says:

Two pictures with the word "fuck" on them in one week? oַO What is this Blog coming to?

Mexican Babe Maritza

This is a nice, voluptuous, Mexican lady who I believe is named Maritza. I might be wrong on that. I had to do a little web research and the results were kind of hazy. I know that she's Mexican though, because of the website that the picture originally came from. However, I took the liberty of removing that, not to claim the picture as my own, but because I don't care to use this Blog to endorse porn sites.

Human Pizza

Is there an oven big enough? Or do we have to go to Germany for that?

Don't Spell Your Name Wrong

LAWLZ!!

The Worst Shape Shifter Ever

Some anonymous Internet user made this, and I snagged it up from the dredges of the Internet. I decided to share it with the three or four other people who might view this Blog because it made me laugh. Hard.

Giant Killer Rabbits

Here's my last installment for what turned out to be Science Week. These Giant Killer Rabbits are from a movie I think was called Giant Killer Rabbits, or something equally stupid. I've never actually seen the movie, but I'm assuming there was some sort of science involved.

Robocat & Robocat 2

One day, science may build the better cat. Granted, less cuddly.

Ape-Dog

This anomaly is the result of a bizarre, avant-garde form of genetic experimentation known as Photoshop.

Nurse Kerry Marie

You can use science to become a doctor and work with a sexy nurse like Kerry Marie, here. Or you can at least pretend to be a doctor because she's not really a nurse either.

Kill It With Science

To continue this week's trend of getting the high school crowd that doesn't care about this Blog interested in science, I've decided to provide a picture that describes one of the many great benefits of science. Namely, you can kill things with it.

Periodic Table of the Rejected Elements

Here's the other periodic table in a continuation of yesterday's topic. This time, it's the Periodic Table of the Rejected Elements, for those that didn't quite make the cut.

Just like yesterday, you'll have to expand this picture to be able to read it, but it's not nearly as big as yesterday's turned out to be.

A Better Periodic Table

I've decided to do something this week to help the kids who come here every Thursday for a chance to see some phat cleavage, (yeah right; no one sees this Blog), to learn a little about science by posting some totally excellent Periodic Tables of the Elements that are way cooler than the ones they show us in school. This is the first one, apparently from some BBC show called Look Around You. I've never seen it, but if this is any indication, I am a fan.

By the way, you will DEFINITELY have to click-to-enlarge to see this bad boy.

Giant Killer Rabbit

Fire Kitty

Sometimes there's no choice but to KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

Irish Setter for St. Patrick's Day Pun

Shit, I completely forgot that today was St. Patrick's Day, so I had to scramble to find some picture that had green in it, preferably one with both a dog and green. Or a even dog and beer. Luckily, I found an Irish Setter that even had a little clover-leaf bandanna around its neck.

Sheer Blouse of Confidence

It takes a confident woman to wear a shirt like that out in public.

Brokeback Mountain Was Highly Overrated

If you are like this person, you might be of the notion that the movie Brokeback Mountain was very misleading. Also, if you are like this person, you are a complete idiot.

Futility

This picture seems appropriate for today. (You may have to click-to-enlarge the picture to get the full effect.)

Evil Seal

This picture makes me laugh.
I guess they don't get his seal of approval.

Surprise!

Scary Kitten

I love this vicious looking kitten.

Learn The Difference

A Fridog public service announcement.

Big, Beautiful Collette

Here's a beautiful big girl known on the Internet as Collette.

Boobies

Winter Driving Advice

Let this be a lesson: never drive your car over a frozen lake. No matter how solid it looks, chances are it's not. And since it's cold out, the chances are good that the water will refreeze around your car once it starts sinking.

Super Fear and Loathing in the Mushroom Kingdom

I recently sent this picture to a friend, and then I decided that, while I was thinking about it, I might as well put it on here too.

Opera Bunny

Either this rabbit is seriously pissed off or about to sing an aria. I prefer to go with the aria.

Evil Cat Will BURN YOU ALL!!!

Ill-Advised Battle Strategy

Unfortunately for Tiny, he was about to find out that prying your opponent's mouth open and crawling inside is never the best battle strategy.

Kerry Marie in Pink

I didn't go shopping for more pictures like I mentioned last week, so here's another Kerry Marie.

I Beat Anorexia

That shirt rules! I would want one, if I were that fat.