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Has Your Cat Ever Woken You Up Like This?

Originally published as this Garfield comic strip, I think it's even funnier with Garfield's dialog removed. (Technically, this is how Jon would be perceiving the situation anyway.) Cats do this, though!

Of course, someone else got the crazy idea to move the eyes around, creating what is quite possibly the funniest comic strip in the history of Garfield. I laughed and laughed. I still laugh whenever I even think about it. Wouldn't you just love to see people's reactions if this one were to get published?

Computer Bunny

You know that fourteen-year-old girl you've been chatting with online? It might be a fat, naked, bearded, old man. It might be the FBI. Or it might be this:

Caturday Magic Card

Here's an official Caturday Magic Card. Just print it out and glue it to the back of one of your worthless or duplicate Magic cards to add some feline playability to your deck.

Do Not Want!

"This ain't food, bitch!"

Chloe Vevrier: Muse

Eh. I'm starting to see one of two options for my weekly Thick Girl Thursday tribute to meaty hotties everywhere: 1) Rotation between Chloe Vevrier, Kerry Marie, and Kira, or 2) calling off the theme day and going back to randomly sprinkling hot babes in throughout the non-themed days of the week.

I'm starting to run out of non-nude thick babes who aren't Chloe V., Kerry Marie, or Kira. Of course, I was running dangerously low on Bunday pics a while back, too, but I've acquired a good amount more now. Looks like pretty soon I'm going to have to do something I haven't done in literally years: a raid on the porn sites. All for the sake of art and the appreciation of the female form, of course.

And It Has Holes In It!

I actually had a different picture set aside for today, but then I found this last night and decided that it was too relevant to current events to wait. The other picture will just have to wait a little longer until next week.

Ostrich Racing

Here's my bid for a new game to be added to the next Summer Olympics, whatever year that's supposed to take place.

How Do You Explain This?

How do you explain this to your boss? Or the insurance company? "So I was on my way to work, and I was really going to be on time, but then a GIANT SQUIRREL FUCKING ATE MY CAR!!"

Bunny Tug

Wet Makes Kitty Sad

Poor kitty. Why must they wet? It makes kitty sad.

Can I Come In?

More Random Thick Girl Cuteness

This time, hotness with an Oriental flavour.

Lars Cares A Lot

I think this is old. I remember seeing it before. I only recently happened to actually save it, though.

No Heart For You!

I liked this for a Valentine's Day post. I think it perfectly suits the jaded, love-lorn side of the holiday. You may have to click-to-enlarge to get the full effect of the picture.

Cool Valentine's Wallpaper

Here's a cool, purple Valentine's wallpaper I found at one point or another. I normally don't save too many wallpapers I find, especially stuff for Valentine's Day, but this one was too cool to pass up.

Megatron

Since I'd started this Transformers Week with Optimus Prime, I figured I'd round it out with his nemesis, Megatron. This one was drawn for, but ultimately never used by, the now-defunct Dreamwave Productions. Tune in tomorrow for your normal Internet Art shenanegans.

Metroplex

Here's a Japanese represntation of the first city-sized Transformer, Metroplex, taken from the Japanese Transformers: Generations collection.

Bumblebee Kicking Ass

This picture of one of the smallest Autobots, Bumblebee, taking down the Decepticon combiner Bruticus was created by Don Figueroa, whom many consider to be the premier Transformers artist, for the cover of Dreamwave's Transformers: Generation 1 Volume 3 Issue 3.

Sunstreaker

Here's a picture of another fan favorite, the Autobot bruiser Sunstreaker, again drawn by Joe Ng outside of his Dreamwave commitment.

Soundwave and His Minions

Another picture of Soundwave, this time with the main Season One cassettes. I do happen to know that this piece was drawn by Joe Ng, who was later picked up, based on his online fan art, by the now-defunct Dreamwave Productions for work on various Transformers comic book projects. How cool is that?

Grimlock & Soundwave

Here's an odd team-up of Autobot and Decepticon fan favorites Grimlock and Soundwave, (respectively). Like yesterday's, I've had this one for so long I can't remember who drew it or where I picked it up. It's pretty damn good, though.

Badass Prime

I have a buttload of really good Transformers pictures, so I'm doing a Transformers week to pay tribute to one of the most recognized mechanoid properties in the world. No, I don't know who originally drew this picture of Optimus Prime looking pizzissed.

Big Bunny

Here's a real-life giant bunny. There's no specific size limit for rabbits. They'll basically grow to whatever size their environment and food intake allows. Kind of like goldfish.

Caturdog

Despite what some people might argue, you didn't actually get a dog picture yesterday, so to make up for it, today I threw in an extra dog with your normal Caturday submission.

Fun With Hillary

In its assortment of pictures from the 2006 State of the Union Address, prominent news agency Reuters featured this rather unfortunate picture of New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. Being the person who cannot let a good photo opportunity go unrecognized, I couldn't help but add a few of my own takes on her facial expression. So instead of the customary Fridog picture, I'm running this special presentation:



*Quote courtesy of Jon Stewart from The Daily Show, Feb 1, 2006.

And, finally, a collection of captions:

Is There A Problem, Officer?

Busty German beauty Nadine Jansen in a police outfit that should be illegal.

QU!T 5T3AL!N6 O R LETT3R$

Ha-ha-ha! The missing, presumably stolen, "u" in "our" is the icing.